My hours are from 7 AM PST to 8 PM PST. My phone is unplugged before that. Calling Me 20 times – when all you are getting is a busy signal – is a good sign to Me that, even when you do get in touch with Me, I am dealing with someone of very little brain.

It is called toll free phone sex because I pay the toll charges. You called Me from NV yet no long distance charges will show up on your phone bill. I pay them. It does NOT mean the phone sex call itself is free. And if you got My number off My blog or Twitter or My site, you also saw My charges at the same time. Even a child knows what toll free means, yet I am supposed to believe that you are confused by this?

And no, I don’t give out free samples. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.

And yes you also saw that I do NOT charge to your phone bill. I only take Amex, Visa, MC and Discover. And yes a debit card is fine.

I don’t care that you are dead drunk at 7 AM, it only gives Me more to humiliate you with. But please don’t be so drunk you mumble into the phone and don’t make sense.

Oh yeah and to run a credit card for My phone sex line? I really really do need your name and address and card numbers, including those 3 numbers on the back of the card. I’ve processed hundreds of cards for Myself and other companies, and never written them down, given them to anyone else, or used them in any illegitimate manner, including contacting anyone for any reason without their express purpose.

If you are that paranoid, then call Me on Niteflirt.

But do not call Me at 7 AM, dead drunk and act like a complete jackass.

Oh yeah, I forgot.You can’t anyway.

Your lame ass is blocked, you pathetic fucktard. =)